What did the hat say to the scarf?
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101 Amazing Animal Jokes (Electronic book text)
What do you call a blind dinosaur? What do you call two guys hanging on a window? What kind of bees make milk? How do you catch a whole school of fish? You just look for fresh prints.
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Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory? What did one tonsil say to the other? Did you hear about the kidnapping in the park? They woke him up. What do you call a guy lying on your doorstep? What do geese take for their allegies? Why do hippies like camping? What do snowmen call their fancy annual dance? Why is it so windy inside a sports arena?
What do you do if you see a spaceman? Park your car, man. Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Cause he was feeling crummy. Is there an owl in here? How do you keep a bull from charging? Take away its credit card. Why should you never trust a pig with a secret? What did the fireman name his twin sons? What do cows read? One has its pricks on the outside. Where do young cows eat lunch? What did the policeman say to his tummy? Why did the chicken cross the road?
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What do you call a smart group of trees? Yacht a know me by now! What did one horse say to the other at the dance? You mustang-o with me. A man outstanding in his field. What washes up on tiny beaches? What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car? How do mountains stay warm in winter? What do you call a sheep with no legs? A sandwich walks into a bar. Why did the man run around his bed? He was trying to catch up on sleep! Because then it would be a foot!
Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake! Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide. What did the big flower say to the little flower?
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Sign in to see the full collection. Jack Goldstein blasts his humour cannon at you in this side-splitting collection of amazing jokes about animals. Organised into categories such as farm animals, cats and dogs, horses and even dinosaurs, budding comedians will have an animal joke for every occasion. Did you hear about the horse with the negative attitude? She always said Neigh! Juvenile Nonfiction Humor Nonfiction. Kindle Book Release date: Availability can change throughout the month based on the library's budget.